Bruce Faulconer



Bruce is the guy behind all of the Dragon Ball franchise.

Before you try to claim he isn't, I have very valuable sources that say so.

His epik music helps fans walk home faster from school, and it could have helped the Titanic dodge that iceberg if only the captain had his YouTube app open at the time.

Bruce's greatest hits include:

The famous circus music for the androids (or 'artificial humans' in the fake Japanese dub)

Vegeta's epik piano theme, where Bruce lets his cat run across his piano (he gets angry when his cat takes credit for this).

SSJ3, this one makes world peace and solves poverty by making people shop quicker by flying around in their shopping carts grabbing their chosen goods. The legendary SSJ3 theme created by Faulconer is also know to be a great choice of music for any occasion, such as destroying any of the ocean noobz on the internet or asking incessantly for lines.

Bruce is known for giving full credit to all of his staff who claim to have written most of the tracks for him. A fellow by the name of Morganstudios called him out on YouTube so we all posted h8 on his page and scared him off.

Bruce recently had his first YouTube interview with the amazing Youtuber Blackfisting. In this he epikly explained the origins of music he created whilst also claiming a 'tribute' album for DBZ is in the development process. It is unknown at this moment in time if any of his previous crew will be returning, obviously it wouldn't matter if he did all the music...

You can view this interview here.

When Bruce is on a date, the girls like to troll him by asking who Shuki Levy is. He is known to then immediately experience Vietnam-style flashbacks and Numb by Linkin Park begins to play in his head. He quickly changes the topic and then spikes her drink.

As of 2019, we are still eagerly anticipating Bruce's DBZ tribute album, my inside sources are informing me that Bruce has been busy working on an epik rescore of Avengers Endgame.