John Jones

"I wish I were your kid. Then, you could read stories to me and voice act the parts. lol. That would be so cool :D" - John responding to Sean Schemmel on Twitter regarding whether or not he's a father and if he'd voice act stories to his kids if so.

John Jones is somewhat of a cultural icon within the fandubbing community.

He is an epik jedi who possesses the most badass mattress you'll ever see. He strategically displays this said mattress in many of his impressive photos of him dressed as various Star Wars characters whilst standing in the middle of his basement. It must be noted that in some of these photos layers of cling film are proudly displayed over his windows, we can only assume this is an extremely innovative way of blocking out the h8rs.Blocking is something his 'dad' Sean Schemmel is great at.

His everyday activities consist of tweeting celebrities with compliments about them, their work and their kids. It has been made quite clear that Josh Lucas is his favourite human, besides George Lucas of course. The sheer amount of times he tweets Josh Lucas is rather absurd and cringey, as all he is doing is trying to get noticed.

In 2015 he reached out to all of his heroes by tweeting them individually with "Friday is my birthday. I was wondering if you would pretty please tweet me a happy birthday." Of course none of them responded as they were probably creeped out by his header photo at the time.

Recently it has been reported that he asked Josh Lucas to show off his tattoos, and in exchange will show off his. We cannot wait for Jedi Jones nudez. Recently he has also shockingly admitted to enjoying the Star Wars prequel trilogy. His reasons for this are unknown.

A few weeks ago, Epik Editz directly contacted John Jones through Twitter, complimenting him on the different pictures in his photobucket, John effortlessly replied with "Thanks, Epik" followed by him blocking Epik Editz soon after. It is unknown exactly why this was done considering Epik Editz was one of the few people that outright tweeted him first. It has been said that he made this decision based solely on the actions of his 'dad' Sean Scehmmel. Blocking runs in the family.

"Wish he were mah dad" is now a classic quote and running gag within he fandubbing community, all thanks to John's creepy tweets to Sean Schemmel wishing he was his kid.

He also likes to spam his photobucket album to celebrities which shows off his impressive Star Wars costumes, mattress and cling film etc. - http://s784.photobucket.com/user/sith_lord_darth_krushya/library/?sort=3&page=1